Stefani's Top 5 - Halloween Jokes

Several Years ago I made this Halloween Mini Book.  It doesn't contain spooky pictures of my family doing Halloween-y things, nor does it contain cute photos of the Fall Harvest Festival.  I put all this time and effort into a book like this because I wanted to remember my favorite Halloween Jokes.  And that's just what I did. These jokes continue to make me laugh year after year.  I hope they do the same for you.

Here they are for your amusement --

Q:
1. Why don't witches ride their brooms when they're mad?

2. Why couldn't the sick vampire sleep?

3. Why do skeletons play the piano?

4. What do you call a zombie that collects your laundry?

5.  What do you call a ghost's mom and dad?

Bonus:
6. Where is a monster's favorite place to swim?

7. Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?


A:
1. They're afraid they might fly off the handle.


2.  Because of his coffin.


3. Because they don't have any organs.


4. The undie-taker


5.  TransParents


6. Lake Eerie


7. No, they usually eat them separately.