Meyer Muse and News!: July 2009

My kids and I have just recently returned from a trip to the Boise area from The Christensen Reunion. My mom is a Christensen and has 8 siblings (2 sisters 6 brothers) There are 56 grand children and 111 great grandchildren (with 6 on the way) It is always a GREAT time. I try to make it a priority to get there every time it's held because the experience is like no other. This family is incredible. So accepting, so funny, so dang enjoyable to be around. Being a city dweller it shoves me into a whole new realm and the relaxed work hard/play hard attitude is contagious. As a kid I always enjoyed our trips there each summer. Now that I have my own family, I want them to experience the same thing. I even think that part of Brad's decision to marry me was based upon visiting the Christensen farms. And truthfully they probably like him more than they like me. But this is just the way it is with them, everyone feels important, everyone is accepted and everyone makes an effort (though it doesn't seem like effort) to know and like everyone else. I am truly blessed to be a part of this exceptional family.

Now, before I go on, I need to explain to any non-Christensen readers, a long running tradition at these reunions is poetry. I'm not talking Elizabeth Browning and Ralph Waldo Emmerson. It's more like Dr. Seuss meets Cowboy Poetry. Rules are broken, words mispronounced and many are family jokes are infused throughout. This year was no exception. Each of the siblings wrote a poem plus several of the cousins. I wanted to write a poem before I left, but it never came to the top of my priority list. So, as a tribute to the awesome time I had this year I have written my poem as part of my blog entry. I think it would be fun to insert pictures at particular parts of the poem, but since it may break up the already sketchy continuity I'll save the photos for the end and you'll just have to deal with it :)

What I've Come to Know -- by Stefani Meyer

Although I am happy, and content with my life,

being a city girl, a mother, a wife

There are several things that I've come to know

that I've learned by visiting ol' Idaho.

As if remembering all those names isn't enough

everyone has nicknames with lots extra stuff

You might be confused if you came a bit later

It's pretty f'r sure, you'll need a translator

There's

Lo & Co & Mo & Joe

& Jake & Rach & Johnny H.

Sarah's a Bug and Benny's a Chief

Aunt T. is Bob and if you've got a beef

Like Brady told me, you can't pick your own name

but even the weird ones'll bring family fame

There's Heifer & Hers & Jebba & Marty

& Mavis & Gabe, come on! Join the party.

Don't forget Fog, Fly or the Uncle that's Gary

And a name like Bates is just downright scary

When my kids left this time, Brady was "Tick"

We've got 2 years to practice making it stick.

Nicknames are fun, but only a start

of all the little details that make Christensen's smart

Cuz another thing I've come to know

is, the test of success is, how well you "Pest Control"

It's almost a given those bugs'll go flyin'

With Dennis and Barry and Aaron and Bryan

And before long... though we want them to stay,

others will join them, down in O.K.

And something more I've figured out

is you're never alone when family's about

How to converse, Uncle Grant is the master

And to make you laugh hard, nobody's faster

than Christensen's... to avoid a depression disaster

Their volleyball nets are always up and their guard is always down

Their mood is always accepting, so there's no need to wear a frown

Hannah and Melodie have their hands in the dirt

And a ride on Uncle Mike's boat doesn't hurt

I've learned your never too old and it's never too late

to jump on a wakeboard... or go irrigate

City folks, Canadians, Joe's facial hair...

they're always accepted, all while you are there

Something else that comes to mind

That only in Idaho, you will find

There's really nothing that's more of a treat

than a "Pink Lemon Sour" to beat the big heat

And there's something else I can't refuse

that's the family reunion TDQ's*

As a game it may give you pause

But they also come in handy for questioning potential in-laws.

Those Christensen boys taught me that driving a van

is the only way to show you're a man

Be it mini or full-size, or room for sixteen

Seeing them all in a line's a really cool scene.

Testimony, integrity and really good parents

are a whole lot more than just an appearance

It goes from the tops of their heads all the way to their core.

But wait, that's not all, there's a whole lot more.

Examples of missionary service, hard work, sacrifice

They'd give you the shirt of their backs, without thinking twice

Words can't express it -- especially in rhyme

But I'll be looking forward to next reunion time

Where all of my cousins & uncles & aunts

are living a legacy... and given a chance

would welcome you in, as part of the flock

they don't just pretend - they DO walk the walk

We can thank Grandma & Grandpa who started this show

And their legacy goes on in the things that I know.

*just for clarification, TDQ stands for "Tough Duckhunter Questions" a made up name for any type of trivia that may be asked during a family reunion.

All the patriotic kids on the 4th - just as a side note, someone told me yesterday that it is against "flag rules" to wear a flag on your shirt - I guess 95% of us were illegal