Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Stefani's Top 5 - Halloween Jokes
Here they are for your amusement --
1. Why don't witches ride their brooms when they're mad?
2. Why couldn't the sick vampire sleep?
3. Why do skeletons play the piano?
4. What do you call a zombie that collects your laundry?
5. What do you call a ghost's mom and dad?
6. Where is a monster's favorite place to swim?
7. Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
1. They're afraid they might fly off the handle.
2. Because of his coffin.
3. Because they don't have any organs.
4. The undie-taker
6. Lake Eerie
7. No, they usually eat them separately.