Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Stefani's Top 5 - Halloween Jokes

Several Years ago I made this Halloween Mini Book.  It doesn't contain spooky pictures of my family doing Halloween-y things, nor does it contain cute photos of the Fall Harvest Festival.  I put all this time and effort into a book like this because I wanted to remember my favorite Halloween Jokes.  And that's just what I did. These jokes continue to make me laugh year after year.  I hope they do the same for you.

Here they are for your amusement --

1. Why don't witches ride their brooms when they're mad?

2. Why couldn't the sick vampire sleep?

3. Why do skeletons play the piano?

4. What do you call a zombie that collects your laundry?

5.  What do you call a ghost's mom and dad?

6. Where is a monster's favorite place to swim?

7. Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

1. They're afraid they might fly off the handle.

2.  Because of his coffin.

3. Because they don't have any organs.

4. The undie-taker

5.  TransParents

6. Lake Eerie

7. No, they usually eat them separately.


karensumpter said...

Hahaha...very clever. I like the cats on the front of your joke book:)

Nate and Erin Russell said...

bahaha i'm going to steal these and do a special halloween post

Lindseys said...

Funny. The kids (especially Lauren) will love them.

Shannon B said...

Omgoodness! I love the undi-taker one and the coffin one!! SOOOO funny!!!!!